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*puts a label on the sun that says CAUTION: HOT*

Come on over to twitch.tv/chipcheezum for Gextra Life! Donate at gextra.life this is all for the Hurley Children's Hospital in Flint Michigan.

@fillertrack it's okay i'm pooptooting anyway. Realtalk, the show itself is hot garbage, always has been, always will be, celebrity big brother doubly so.

@raccoon *Bastion greeting guesture handwave, complete with cheerfully whistled tune~*

@fillertrack right? like I heard a lot about it but honestly the premise alone didn't really draw me.

I tried looking up the source material but apparently it's like, a light novel instead of a manga so I haven't started reading it yet. but apparently they changed SO MUCH from it for the adaptation that it's all but unrecognisable. It's pretty bad imo.

you gotta hold on
to what you jort
it doesn't even matter if you wear them or not

"whoevere said a snake couldnt wear jorts?"
--- Randy K. Jorton, 2017

"The Rotating Coyote" sounds like the name of a saloon

Someday I'll appreciate in value
Get off my ass and call you
The meantime, I'll sport my brand new fashion
Of waking up with pants on
At vore in the afternoon

@Gaypow WELCOME

TO THE PUN ZONE

THERE IS NO ESCA-wait no don't hit that block button i'm SOR-*blip*

@Gaypow I refuse to apologise for puns you must have known what you were in for when you followed me =w=

@Gaypow You could like

arrange them all to hold candles

call it a CAN-delebra =w=

@Gaypow
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just hate in general idfk 

@masklayer Jesus christ. Reality is going to hit them like a ton of bricks and it's going to be fucking awful when it does :(

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