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That head bumping thing cats do when you hold your hand out to them.

Boost if you agree.

"pepsi" is a weird way to spell bepis

Maple's Delivery Service
My Neighbor Maplebot
Squobited Away

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bad joke (also a joking "angry" reaction) 

@Elizafox
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*Flips table*
\(ò Aó)/ <(*inarticulate angry sknq noises*)

@soft_chomps@glitch.social
A tiddy. One. No more. No less.

Has someone already done "steamed hams in name only for they are neither"

food 

@FragileVal
@Gaypow @rrs

It's okay

Even if it's not we can make it a memm

We have the technology.

:b:ta 🥕ine

@Siphonay@octodon.social
Rapidly becoming convinced ltt is actually some kind of elaborate practical joke

@Elizafox
True facts, there's a road called penistone road here.

Yes it's pronounced like "penny-stone".

No that doesn't stop me (and likely others) giggling to myself and mumbling "penis tone" under my breath with a grin.

@Elizafox
Gleaming, pure, rarest FLACs mined from the deepest parts of the earth.

🎵It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
lalala lala lalaaaaalalaa🎶
🎧 #indiedev #indiedevhour #pixelart #aseprite
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