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...Now I'm imagining a super buff gymbro Crash Bandicoot except he's not actually all obnoxious and gross but he's actually super nice he just really likes lifting and working out and is proud of his bod but is super nice and supportive of his buddies who aren't gym bros and looks out for them.

it would explain the mango obsession. high fructose deliciousness. good energy.

...crash bandicoot is rendered with no neck.

his head and shoulders are...fully connected.

and he has like, this really pronounced broad shoulders and chest as if he's like super buff??

and he goes around shirtless in like...jorts

is...

is crash bandicoot a gym bro or something?

on this instance.... i can be lewd as I like...! I'm free to be me!! >w> <w< .... 

booby :D

why did i ever agree to a shift pattern where my days off don't line up consecutively aaaaa D:

um this is getting a lot of boosts and TIL that Mastodon is headed toward implementing ActivityPub and away from OStatus which would essentially make this post irrelevant in the future. github.com/w3c/activitypub/iss

of course, until that happens (supposedly v1.5?), Mastodon's privacy tools should still not be trusted with critical information.

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maybe lewd silliness 

Every time I see, hear, or use the phrase "but first", I give myself a few seconds to giggle internally and repeat it in my mind as "butt thirst".

This has resulted occasionally in people looking at me strange and wondering why I paused and started grinning.

lewd, personal stuff, oh jeez heck D: 

so my libido just turned up and said hi

mercifully the dysphoria fairy did not visit. i guess with my bank balance being kinda low (in the middle of a goddamn steam sale at that) and my self confidence lately taking kinda a hit it decided I had enough on my plate.

:| but now I'm sat here looking at fun things to buy and my bank balance just sits there like >:| "no"

"But I-"
"No."
"But!!"
"NO."
"... :< "
" >:| "

maybe the real awoo was the friends we made along the way

@Nine I say, you can plush where you want to, a place where they will never find
And you can act like you plush from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And you can plush!

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