DATA UPLINK ACQUIRED @Nine@awoo.space

#meta #tea: Remember, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, that machine that "invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea"?

Only decades after reading that, in an office in another country, did I first meet an older British "tea" machine. It could, in theory, produce chocolate, coffee, or tea; but invariably delivered a cupful of brown liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike any of them.

And I said, "Oh THAT'S what he meant."

Thorn is whitetail deer prince of the forest. Kinda one dimensional but a cutie. https://slime.global/media/WXkKXHrbCG-8TGwa6H0

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Cute bunnies in maid outfits serving you coffee

Boost if you agree

Mastodon trivia:

- "toot" invented by @Hbomberguy
- the boop notification sound composed by @jk
- all the elephants drawn by @dopatwo
- except one which was drawn by @cutewitchirl

I create line art for colouring, digital mandalas, photography, writing, crochet and jewelry. Places you can find/support me:

http://delsdoodles.com/
https://www.amazon.com/Meditative-Garden-Mandala-Coloring-Serene/dp/1454710284
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https://screwylightbulb.itch.io/how-to-draw-mandalas
https://www.patreon.com/welshpixie
https://www.redbubble.com/people/welshpixie
https://www.facebook.com/delangharad/
http://instagram.com/welshpixie
https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/welshpixie
https://500px.com/welshpixie
https://www.paypal.me/delsdoodles

#MastoArt #CreativeToots

If you just have one account on one instance, you may not realize that Mastodon federation -- the means by which toots are sent from instance to instance -- is not instantaneous.

It may be seconds or minutes for a toot to traverse even directly connected instances. This depends on server load and how many messages are in the queue.

Toot lag. It's a thing.

The more you know! 💫

#introductions I spent too much time on this! https://slime.global/media/OUticZfp-F3VpTUEG18

HELLO NEW PEOPLE

im gonna write/make a video on how to properly use masto soon

BUT IN THE MEANTIME, here's my reccomended picks for non mast.soc instances!

http://spriteclad.com/secrets/goodmasto.html

Mah fellow tooters, go say hi to / follow @ThomasNoppers , he makes awesome papercraft stuff and game art!

I dunno if it was Osborne or McGraw-Hill but one of them had the BEST taste in book cover graphics

https://archive.org/details/Z-80_Assembly_Language_Programming_1979_Leventhal

https://mastodon.social/media/CEp8OU6PLcULLIQxGqc

So poor you can't afford to cremate your own dead child.
#latestagecapitalism

hey i wrote a good song once https://soundcloud.com/svetlana/plump-cat-princess-candy

#facebook is creating a #monopoly.
#latestagecapitalism

the blob emojis are so good actually

This account links to an action plan to get Jack Posobiec banned for doxxing one of Roy Moore's victims.

Folks, this is just two clicks. One to open the link and one to click send. Let's get an enabler and bully kicked out of there

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/929136820675399681

http://unpretty.tumblr.com/post/167336899738/unpretty-tumblr-rolls-out-best-stuff

Plot twist: non-chronological "best posts first" features are actively detrimental to creators, focusing on memetic content that pleases analytics-watching shareholders.

Petition to replace the term 'walking simulator' with 'stroll-playing game'