DATA UPLINK ACQUIRED @Nine@awoo.space

AWOOOWOOOOOWOOO

1. Create an account on mastodon.social if you can.
2. Create four others on random instances after your first day. Trust me.
3. Accept that the web interface is simply objectively better than any app or JS/CSS customized version.
4. Let it into your heart.
5. Let it into your Secret Garden™
6. Move the bodies at the Jersey turnpike back upstate.
7. Become a furry.
8. Become post-furry.
9. The cheese stands alone.
10. Ass.

capitalists: it's up to consumers to make sure they're not buying goods that damage workers or the environment.
me: [spending ages looking up corporate supply chains] Can't there just be laws?

Also helpful for new people:

What to CW? Spoilers (pls hashtag so ppl can find later), food (for ppl w/ eating disorders, or for vegans etc), NSFW, mental health, common phobias, body image/weight loss, bigotry, current events, commonly distressing topics. Speaking for myself, I want to read bad news, but I want to decide to do it and have a moment to prepare.

Random FAQs: https://dev.glitch.social/@cassolotl/99213957824906633

find (some of) your twitter friends with Mastodon Bridge: https://bridge.joinmastodon.org/

#tootorial

Reminder that respecting people's identity is not up for debate. Good night, awoo

Can somebody add this pokémon egg as an emojo

can we take the fact that shadows are always cast directly beneath every object as definitive proof that animal crossing takes place on the inner surface of a dyson sphere

some maplebeeps https://computerfairi.es/media/-M4ohMRtNMMZvaxm9to

How do I explain to my parents why this is funny https://slime.global/media/BQCasuzs4Hgt1y_AtCc

Meanwhile

https://mastodon.social/media/7oQ_BgZ6it6sszVKqbg

Also please wash your gnugnus #34c3 🚀

Magical friends #creativetoots #mastoart #girls #art #drawing

For those of you who can run Doom WADs, here's a real keeper https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom/Ports/j-l/kewk https://mastodon.social/media/5DLSyQiwdnc73EakkyI https://mastodon.social/media/h7X-eWkuP1h55Uu0MTU https://mastodon.social/media/ADJixrypgPR-VN2N95I

Hey, I have about $500 in bills coming due in the next week and a half and... not nearly that much money. If you can help, I'd really appreciate it.

https://paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
https://liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle

⚠️ Quality Holiday Beef⚠️
http://usbdongle.tumblr.com/post/104551332149/i-was-feeling-down-so-i-drew-a-beefy-reindeer-to (sfw ish furry)

i'm gonna open #commissions again in jan, so keep an eye out! :3

https://mastodon.social/media/NrySpxnivrvfzQWycXk #mastoart a cute bjd girl in a cute jsk!