"Take me to your leader," the alien said.
"I have none," said the cat.
"Are you the leader?"
"Nah. Go bother some humans instead."
"But your kind is a higher life form than them!"
"So what makes you think you have the right to impose on me?" the cat said, and sauntered off.
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Code of conduct
For quite a few years, I was a member of a hackerspace in DC.
In 2012 or 2013, we voted to institute a code of conduct. It passed handily, 2/3 to 1/3.
That last third pitched a fit in the meeting, resigned, threw their keys on the table, and walked out. That was maybe 30 people
The rest of us threw a party after the door slammed.
@minty_da shh you'll summon Flora
@catgoat trans agenda confirmed!
"This small device creates a portal to a new dimension."
"Wow! Are there people there?"
"No, it's a tiny dimension, just large enough for a wallet or phone."
"So it's useless."
"No! It can add pockets to any garment."
"So what?"
"Any garment!"
"We already have pockets."
"You do."
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lewd
@korosarum Koro das lewd
Trans female robotic river otter from space!
/r/furry telegram mod.
Expect space posts and radio garbage!