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chrome offered to auto-translate youtube's 500 error page. it didn't say what language.

i said yes and this is what it gave me

technology is ok

When I was a kid learning programming I was repeatedly told the computer will only do what I tell it to do.

*Looks at Windows 10 with multiple Electron apps installed* :blobthinkingeyes:

"i have experience using travis-ci on github to ensure that commits and pull requests do not break the build"

"nice, what project was it for"

"a nes game disassembly"

"Hmm, why is the vowel extender mark so short in this dialog box? Is there some bug with my text drawing code...?"
...
"wait a second... that's... not a chōonpu... that's a hyphen..."

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lewd on main, dumb 

When you're cuddling with your partner and they accidentally brush against you in JUST THE RIGHT WAY:

dumb, Magic: the Gathering 

I just misread a set name as "Scars of Murrodin" and now I'm imagining a plane where everybody is a furry, and also Ajani would be involved with the plot somehow

I spend all day trying to work on anything, but I only get any work done after midnight anymore... >~>;;;;

hrt 

guess who said "I should take my meds" three hours ago and then immediately forgot about taking them at all x.x;;;

masto ui gripe 

Why does the "hide toot" arrow wobble and spin for almost a second after you click it. It is a toggle, not an analog dial.

Don't make UI elements wriggle and move unless it feels natural for them to (like a loading indicator) and when they do move, minimize their movement. Overly flashy animation does not feel natural or necessary at all.

Windows 10 isn't an operating system on your computer anymore. This characterization applies new laws to it, distinct from former versions of windows. This is a read, for sure.

wow I can't focus on anything today.

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time

Boss makes three dollars
The economy's lit
I make a penny
And I haven't got shit

argh music is, ,, too hard,,???

or maybe anxiety is too much,,,,

i'm bored and tired and can't focus at work today so. by popular(?) demand here is a userscript for masto that makes timelines not jump around on you if the mouse cursor is on it

(put your own instances in)

gist.github.com/devinacker/922

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