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the best part of being in a poly relationship is giggling at your girlfriend when she crushes on someone

finances, -- 

Also, banks are godawful if you aren't making a large amount of money... mine takes $15 every month from my account, just because I have the audacity to not be employed or have any other income...

For years they didn't, but they "streamlined" their services at the beginning of this year and forced everybody using their old account types into their new money-sucking accounts. x.x;;;; They've probably stolen at least $100 from me this way...

hrt,~ 

Well... I just spent my last $200 on hormones for the next three months...

I ... don't know what will happen, afterwards... x.x;;; but I hope I find some way of taking care of myself...

@Kasran the most amazing thing about those old toots you're boosting are their 7-digit post IDs ^.^;;

mh,~,probablysubtoot 

@KS@is.a.qute.dog said that a friend suggested we meet up sometime and, I just, i don't know why anybody would want to ever meet up with me???? i'm terrible????

wwwehhh /).///////.(\

chrome offered to auto-translate youtube's 500 error page. it didn't say what language.

i said yes and this is what it gave me

technology is ok

When I was a kid learning programming I was repeatedly told the computer will only do what I tell it to do.

*Looks at Windows 10 with multiple Electron apps installed* :blobthinkingeyes:

"i have experience using travis-ci on github to ensure that commits and pull requests do not break the build"

"nice, what project was it for"

"a nes game disassembly"

"Hmm, why is the vowel extender mark so short in this dialog box? Is there some bug with my text drawing code...?"
...
"wait a second... that's... not a chōonpu... that's a hyphen..."

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lewd on main, dumb 

When you're cuddling with your partner and they accidentally brush against you in JUST THE RIGHT WAY:

dumb, Magic: the Gathering 

I just misread a set name as "Scars of Murrodin" and now I'm imagining a plane where everybody is a furry, and also Ajani would be involved with the plot somehow

I spend all day trying to work on anything, but I only get any work done after midnight anymore... >~>;;;;

hrt 

guess who said "I should take my meds" three hours ago and then immediately forgot about taking them at all x.x;;;

masto ui gripe 

Why does the "hide toot" arrow wobble and spin for almost a second after you click it. It is a toggle, not an analog dial.

Don't make UI elements wriggle and move unless it feels natural for them to (like a loading indicator) and when they do move, minimize their movement. Overly flashy animation does not feel natural or necessary at all.

Windows 10 isn't an operating system on your computer anymore. This characterization applies new laws to it, distinct from former versions of windows. This is a read, for sure.

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