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medical, -- 

Oooof, I must have eaten something that was really off... x.x;;; Felt slightly sick last night, but didn't think anything of it, and now have spent an hour in the bathroom and an hour laying down with horrible stomach pains...

Brexit, trans stuff, shitpost but also very real 

Seen on birdsite :

A transgender friend has told me the UK should be required to live "as" an independent nation for two years before making the irreversible decision to transition out of the EU

mobile.twitter.com/davidalleng

Guess who forgot her password manager master password, again >.<;;;

yooooo the chemical that makes catnip affect cats is called nepetalactone

just *try* to tell me that's not what you take to transition into a catgirl

Why yes, I've been having lots of fun with this project, why do you ask? >.>;;;

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the best part of being in a poly relationship is giggling at your girlfriend when she crushes on someone

finances, -- 

Also, banks are godawful if you aren't making a large amount of money... mine takes $15 every month from my account, just because I have the audacity to not be employed or have any other income...

For years they didn't, but they "streamlined" their services at the beginning of this year and forced everybody using their old account types into their new money-sucking accounts. x.x;;;; They've probably stolen at least $100 from me this way...

hrt,~ 

Well... I just spent my last $200 on hormones for the next three months...

I ... don't know what will happen, afterwards... x.x;;; but I hope I find some way of taking care of myself...

@Kasran the most amazing thing about those old toots you're boosting are their 7-digit post IDs ^.^;;

mh,~,probablysubtoot 

@KS@is.a.qute.dog said that a friend suggested we meet up sometime and, I just, i don't know why anybody would want to ever meet up with me???? i'm terrible????

wwwehhh /).///////.(\

chrome offered to auto-translate youtube's 500 error page. it didn't say what language.

i said yes and this is what it gave me

technology is ok

When I was a kid learning programming I was repeatedly told the computer will only do what I tell it to do.

*Looks at Windows 10 with multiple Electron apps installed* :blobthinkingeyes:

"i have experience using travis-ci on github to ensure that commits and pull requests do not break the build"

"nice, what project was it for"

"a nes game disassembly"

"Hmm, why is the vowel extender mark so short in this dialog box? Is there some bug with my text drawing code...?"
...
"wait a second... that's... not a chōonpu... that's a hyphen..."

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lewd on main, dumb 

When you're cuddling with your partner and they accidentally brush against you in JUST THE RIGHT WAY:

dumb, Magic: the Gathering 

I just misread a set name as "Scars of Murrodin" and now I'm imagining a plane where everybody is a furry, and also Ajani would be involved with the plot somehow

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