RealPoptartTurtle @RealPoptartBear@awoo.space

"Still not lovin' police."

How's it going y'all?

Gonna compare places in PA to songs right now.
Allentown = Gangster's Paradise
Rest of PA = Amish Paradise

And when I say that, I mean I've changed my name on everything that I can to Sydney. Now to wait several years for government papers.

I think I've decided on something. I think I'm going to change my name to Sydney.

THE PRIUS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE CAR STOP JUDGING IT! I DONT EVEN LIKE IT BECAUSE IT IS "ECO FRIENDLY" I JUST THINK IT IS NICE!

@awoofriend are they the ones that brought you to awoo?

@awoofriend Hi! They are your parents?

Sorry for this info dump y'all. There's just some stuff I need to get off my chest. Sort of venting into the void.

And I've just been told that I'll be axed from the GSS if I don't take the highest classes in everything.

Well, I'm gonna totally fail. I am only good at mathematical shit. Argh...

I'm getting lectured on what classes I should take right now. WTF WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH HIGH EXPECTATIONS LADY!!! I am such a simple person... I just wanna focus on math right now and ugh... I'm pretty bad at everything else. Like, mathematics is my jam. It's satisfying, it's easy, I already take advanced classes... And I'm definitely gonna have to quit band. Because it's taking up a slot that I can't give up. I'm not sacrificing slot two to band. I'll probably just relegate saxophone to hobby...

@mawr All of Hawaii for president 2K20

Coming soon to front lawns near you: Turtles.

@Leucrotta you aren't inept and stupid. You are a valueable person. Don't feel bad.

I really wish I could put my hair in a ponytail right now but A.) It is too short because I just got me hair cut B.) I forgot the hair band C.) Argh, I'm in school and people hate it when I put my hair in a feminine style.

I love watching senile old men argue.

Top Gear. VROOM VROOM!

Chernobylian*