Poop-Toot Riot ⁽ʳᶦᵒᵗ⁾ @Rewhan@awoo.space

I think when cypu2077 comes out I should find some Mastodon friends and play shadowrun/CyPu on Roll20 instead.

Little concerned Google's about to drop Google Play Music now that they're pushing something called YouTube Music as a standalone app.

The curated radio stations were the only good thing their algorithm ever did. It was a nice way for me to discover new music. :c

Just want to add that it's rare for me to unconditionally love a song by the end of the first play.

There's so much unbridled joie-de-vivre captured in this song and I'm thriving on it tbh.

🎶You were gone when we found you,
You were practically surrounded
You were trapped.
But the opposition stalled, their blood ran cold
When they saw the look of love in your eyes🎶

Shit I don't think I've resonated with music this much this quickly in a long time.

This toot brought to you by "Some Furries Gotta Learn To Respect Boundaries Like Goddamn."

Open letter to the rando who decided to get Extremely Mad Online at me in DMs for being horny on main while being in a committed relationship:

Kindly fuck off into the sun.

I love all my furry friends but in case it's not abundantly clear, we're probably never gonna fuck IRL even if I tweet at you about kinks. I mean I'm 90% sure I'm demi anyway so that's really gonna pull the dragchute on your plans regardless.

Also I don't even know you, stranger?

Y'know those memes of Furries buying NSFW art for the first time like "uwu also they could be like... naked i guess uwu"

Yeah it's true. o///o

Me, A Literal Ignorant Child Bathed In the Light of Sudden Realization: I have a ref sheet now. I could commission art of that horny dream now.

Also Me, An Actual Coward and Mewling Kitten: Yeah but then I'd have to subject some poor artist to my brainfilth, like, on purpose.

LB: Strurngry

Oh a bunch of new follows!

Henlo friends. Fair warning I toot about things that AREN'T horny robot dreams too. >_>

I made a very nice cyborg too, for what it was worth. Very...streamlined. I think they made me out of electroactive fiber bundles instead of hydraulics or servos... I remember having a lot of black, muscle-like parts.

The variable chassis configurations and certain hot-swappable components were a nice touch. >///<;

I dunno what it was I ate but something gave me some powerfully horny dreams last night.

A lot of specifics are fuzzy but most vividly I remember being slowly and deliberately converted into a cyborg by a series of... I wanna say, like, car assembly robots... working in tandem with some very enthusiastic 'grey goo' nanomachines with little regard for personal space. o///o;

Course I also woke up tangled in my bedsheet this morning, so that probably contributed a bit...

I hope Calbeck loses his shirt in his spurious lawsuit that he very definitely filed against FA and IMVU.

Fukken lol.

>"I got every kind of TF you could ever want. I hear you wanna be goo - what kind of goo furry do you wanna be? Latex?"

Nah people have skin allergies.

>"Bubblegum?"

Too sticky.

>"Gummy candy like that one shark you saw that one time on FA and could never find again?"

Mmnh hot, but too derivative.

>"Oil?"

Iridescent, but greasy.

>"Look pal I'm an alchemist not a psychic gimme something to work with here."

...can you do nanomachines?

>"Get out of my shop, smartass."

(and it's not even an original IP driving it it's fucking DotA)

LOL Valve's first in-house game in five years, and it's a Hearthstone knock-off they have the stones to charge $20 for.