Poop-Toot Riot ⁽ʳᶦᵒᵗ⁾ @Rewhan@awoo.space

When the Technological Singularity hits lemme tell you I'm not gonna miss ingrown toenails one fucking bit.

Welcome to The Great Canadian Oil Change*

*ᴬ ˢᵘᵇˢᶦᵈᶦᵃʳʸ ᵒᶠ ᴬᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃᶰ ᴾʳᶦᵛᵃᵗᵉ ᴱᑫᵘᶦᵗʸ ᴸᵗᵈ

Based on the kvetching from my boss it sounds like our parent company was sold to the Americans while he was away at the business conference.

Awesome.

My coworkers don't understand what I mean when I say it smells like it's gonna rain.

Please tell me you know what I mean so I don't feel like I have the world's lamest mutant superpower. ;3;

TIL I'm horny for @tahajin's loquacious vocabulary :u

So I managed to get Streetlight Manifesto played on the pirate radio stream I listen to each week.

Their response was "I don't even like ska" which??? Is good I guess??? It sounded like the unspoken part was "...and even I liked this." but then I have a hard time reading people on my best days.

Now my train of thought was basically "I should probably tell Him (the building super) but I dunno where he is right now and I'll be late for work."

And that made me think. How many times a day do people choose that tiny, seemingly insignificant act of self-preservation over doing a good deed? Probably a lot more often than most people would care to admit.

Am I saying if people didn't NEED to work, we'd be a better society overall?

...dunno, but I'd love to find out, honestly.

Had a thought on my way to work today about how, because everybody in North America, particularly the US, is basically forced to work to live, how little gestures of kindness and good samaritan-ness basically go ignored.

Follow me on this journey.

This .or ING,as I leave for work, I notice one of the building's lawn sprinklers is broken. Instead of spraying a fine mist all over the grass, it's gushing water in a fountain straight up, and onto the sidewalk.

Well this was a weird thought to go to bed on, b/c it stuck with me through the whole night.

Anyway valued customers today we've got a special on Potions of Bull's Strength, made with 100% ethically-sourced bull 'essence'.

Alchemy shop that specializes in TF. Accepts payment in the form of coin, bartered goods, or donating fluids... for making new TF potions of course.

Maybe its a good thing Docs wont linkshare atm. Probably needs at least one last proofread, thinking on it now.

Hhhh finished writing out what I remember of my cyborg TF dream.

I'd post it but Google Doc links don't seem to be working for me right now, for some reason. Huff.

In any event I uh... I need to blow off some steam >///<

Writing about my dream this morning.

Hhhurf I'm really into the technical specs of Strype's new female chassis 👀💦

I have been informed that the 'three horizontal lines stacked on top of each other' icon is called a burger menu and I would like to file a fucking complaint because I have pushed it multiple times today and not ONCE has someone delivered a fucking burger to me.

c/o Ani Bundel (@/anibundel) on birdsite:

"Look I'm just saying the other ways aren't doing so good right now."

https://twitter.com/anibundel/status/1034508485545943040

Okay mystery solved. It's not that I'm Excessively Online, it's that the wall wart I was using to charge my phone appears to have given up the ghost.

Dinger.

[Plugs phone in to charge at 56%]

[Checks phone again a couple hours later]

[46%] Oh no. I'm Too Online. ;3;