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starting now! tonight we watch bullseye, computer chronicles, and the star wars holiday special!

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The fake MacOS 9 version of Slack in this video is like a thousand times better than actual Slack because it supports MULTIPLE WINDOWS *gulp* youtube.com/watch?v=2DwJNQMBCO

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the existence of a joystick implies the existence of a miserystick

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Today I'm doing oral Ketamine treatment (mindbloom.com) for the third time.

I'm doing it for, or rather against, depression. I've been getting IV Ketamine for five years and it works but I'd like to not have to get it as often. Not sure yet if the oral Ketamine is working as well.

Anyhow, if you or a loved one has mental health issues, get help. <3

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I recorded my pie shrinking after I took it out of the oven, and then I looped it and it looks like it's breathing. I spent my precious life making this. Why?

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JobSearch 

E'rybody looking for C# and Django devs, meanwhile I'm diving into Rust w/ a JS Background >.>;

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say awoo! to werebeast.io, who we've been federating with for a while now. Their admin is @VK3VKK

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tmi, body, masturbation, hrt 

Gah, there is like one thing I hate after almost a decade of HRT.

It takes... so much -effort- to get a good climax. Like I can have them... they are good, way better than before HRT and fuck, I love having huge, sensitive tits and fun to play with nipples... but damn.. it takes like hours of effort to get a -good- climax and if left to my own devices, most of the time I just don't have the energy to do by myself.

So randomly being horny can be... fucking annoying. Half assed, low effort climax just sucks or like worse... doesn't happen!

Not sure why I'm rambling about this.. but am I. Probably because I'm vaguely horny and I might delete this rambling later.. might not. Just weird experiences put out into the aether.

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Let's talk about another awoospace feature! On the default glitch-soc flavor, when you type in a CW you'll notice that the character limit disappears. This means you can type as long as you want (within technical limits) without needing to make multiple posts

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming. #fox #wolf #joke #meme

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