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another one of those days where my mental state can be measured in the number of cheesecakes i would eat if i failed a willpower roll
(five. five big cheesecakes. plus one to rest my face in when i was done.)
mood (-)
@mmsword Geez, Zander, just your standard Système Internationale metric cheesecake! ;)
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@zebratron2084 @mmsword "The Cheesecake is the only SI dessert still defined in terms of a manufactured meal. Kept in a triple-locked vault on the outskirts of Paris, the strawberry-raspberry amalgam is officially known as The International Prototype of the Cheesecake (IPC)."
@Phorm @mmsword @zebratron2084 They've noticed recently that it appears to be losing mass mysteriously.
I do not apologize.
@Phorm @mmsword @zebratron2084 ...I missed this before somehow. However, I require further cheesecakes.
@mmsword @Phorm @zebratron2084 You said you didn't want to eat the SI kilogram!
@mmsword @Phorm @zebratron2084 Oh, that's fine. Next Tuesday?
@Soreth @zebratron2084 @mmsword Scandal!
... Clearly this means that we must, as a society, use YOU as the international standard for cheesecake.