me and @mmsword got onto the topic of 'favorite terrible Magic cards' so let me share with you my all-time favorite Stupid Way To Kill Somebody:
@hystericempress @mmsword Brilliant :D
@hystericempress @mmsword There is a special hall in Valhalla for people who successfully pull this off.
@zebratron2084 @hystericempress @mmsword Not during the Blerg phase, you don't. That costs an additional sixteen mektons.
@Soreth @hystericempress @mmsword You mean Mertons? Yeah, not too many of those left these days...
@zebratron2084 @hystericempress @mmsword Mostly the Mertons got converted to Merkins.
@zebratron2084 @Soreth @mmsword That episode is just... a delight.
@zebratron2084 @Soreth @mmsword (but also Crop Rotation is lowkey an absolutely busted card because it's an instant-speed tutor effect for one mana)
@Soreth @mmsword It gets even better if you're in blue-green because then you get to run Crop Rotation and Magus of the Candelabra.