raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
Current mental condition:
LEVEL 7/10 (MODERATELY SEVERE): subject has advanced from watching Murder She Wrote during work to watching Youtube commentaries about Murder She Wrote during work.
This level of boredom is considered near-critical and close monitoring of subject is recommended. The possibility of catastrophic raccoon failure is low but present (3.0-5.0%)
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@zebratron2084 Important note - shoes should NOT be worn when being nailed to the wall. Stigmata is not a required part of the activity.
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@Soreth @zebratron2084 How else are you supposed to walk up the walls or onto the ceiling though?
I mean without revealing certain procyonid trade secrets.