Current mental condition:

LEVEL 7/10 (MODERATELY SEVERE): subject has advanced from watching Murder She Wrote during work to watching Youtube commentaries about Murder She Wrote during work.

This level of boredom is considered near-critical and close monitoring of subject is recommended. The possibility of catastrophic raccoon failure is low but present (3.0-5.0%)

@zebratron2084 Has the raccoon started nailing shoes to the wall yet? It's good stress relief.

@Soreth YOU. ARE. A. GENIUS.

*eyes footwear*

*eyes hammer and nails*

*eyes shirts*

*eyes underwear*

*eyes sixteen-page manifesto about the Punctuation Cartels*

*eyes hammer and nails again*

*eyes autographed photoprint of Pepe Silvia*

*eyes the neighbor cats and goes naaaaaah*

*eyes neighbors*

...

GENIUS. Genius. GeNiUs. gEnIuS. GENIUS. Dragon is genius. Genius. Everything can be fixed. Hammer, nail. Got a hammer, need a nail. Genius. Genius.

=(@)____(@)=