absolute shitpost, 🐯, cw: intentionally misordered footnotes
My name is Rezeya Montecore-Saint-Hobbes, tiger millionaire. I own*** a planet** and a space yacht*.
* currently at the bottom of Lake Michigan; mistakes were made; i blame @anthracite and @acetone_kitten
**Mars; not currently at the bottom of Lake MIchigan
***disputed
re: absolute shitpost, 🐯, cw: intentionally misordered footnotes
@zebratron2084 @anthracite @acetone_kitten
...I, uh. I have some bad news. About the contents of Lake Michigan.
re: absolute shitpost, 🐯, cw: intentionally misordered footnotes
@zebratron2084 @anthracite @acetone_kitten No, no, the mussels are fine.
It's just that Mars is in it now.