He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire bottle of peppermint extract and passed out on the floor
@Leucrotta That's the spirit! :D
@Soreth “my dear tot; there’s a bong that won’t light on this side of the tree.”
@Soreth *Falls over giggling*
@Soreth lmao im cackling
@Soreth he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole house. And he *humped* every present!