I finally looked up "simp" on Urban Dictionary and I still do not really understand what the fuck people mean when they use it the way they are currently using it. But it still feels like I want to stay away from anyone who is described as one.
I am a forty-nine year old lady and I am generally fine with not knowing what the slang of today means, to be honest.
@anthracite As far as I can tell, it functionally parses as "any act of kindness towards a woman, if you're a misogynist who literally can not imagine any motive for such except for a 'beta male' trying to get into their pants because As Evolutionary Psychology Teaches Us, women only *really* love aggression and selfish machismo."
@zebratron2084 @anthracite To be fair, every time I've exposed a wolf to Axe Body Spray, it's found the experience extremely concerning. ;D