I am now officially 34. In the past year I've developed several aches and pains I can't identify the source of, lost, regained, and re-lost weight for reasons I am utterly unclear on, and started wearing obnoxiously loud patterns on my clothes. My deterioration proceeds apace.

@hystericempress Have you noticed any increase in the wearing of sweater-vests? I've been warned that might happen with age but I've never experienced it myself.

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@Soreth @hystericempress Hey-diddly ho there! I just wanted to let you neighborinos know that I've just turned the big Four-Six and I feel just doodley ding dong a diddley ding dang dang doodley dang ding ding dong dang doodle dangley ding ding dong dong dang... *smiles blandly while peeling off layer after layer after layer of sweater vests, each more holiday-themed than the last*

@zebratron2084 @Soreth I want you to know I started reading this just as Hang 'Em All by Carpenter Brut came up on my playlist, and I almost nasally-evacuated seltzer water all over my monitor at the juxtaposition. - youtube.com/watch?v=aXHcMVMLSk

@eredien @Soreth @hystericempress Thanks! They let me eat at a people restaurant and nobody got hurt! 🐯​

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