@mawr is it just me or is the "empty your kids out" line making this feel like a horror movie thing

GIVE YOUR CHILD TO THE CORN

@Doephin And doesn't that kid just
:sparkles_red:​LOOK​:sparkles_red: like they're having a
:black_sparkles_outline:​GREAT​:black_sparkles_outline: time in the
🌽🌽CORN🌽TUB🌽🌽?

@mawr @Doephin I don't know that it's possible to have a great time in the Corn Tub. Or even a good time. It might be possible to have A Time in the Corn Tub, maybe. I guess time still passes in there.

Oh god... what if it doesn't.

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@Soreth @mawr @Doephin

This is what happens when Midwesterners try to make floatation tanks, isn’t it. Just float weightlessly in the corn, alone in the dark, and see where your mind goes.

@anthracite @Soreth @mawr @Doephin

NO NO NO NO NO!!!

Actual Midwesterner here.

BEER tanks.

Good lord, why the hell would we use corn?!?!?

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