ridiclous RPG character concepts
Shadowrunner that names all their grenades "return to sender"
D&D mage that learned magic because cooking with wood is TOO SLOW DAMNIT
GURPS character that's afraid of math
Parinoia character that is an open communist. Friend Computer is so confused by their enthusiasm it has filed them under "perpetually sarcastic". Gets killed for wasting Complex resources building a printer to make pamphlets to mail to the Computer.
re: ridiclous RPG character concepts
@Doephin Fey Pact warlock with a Patron who _does_ collect these and afterward nobody can remember what they are or what the last thing they just said was.