I have pizza and movies and yet somehow none of you are sharing my sofa right now.

@jacel I'm under the sofa sneaking slices out of the pizza box stealthily.

@Soreth there is no under my sofa for someone with your chesticles.

@jacel Life finds a way.

And a spare jack.

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@Soreth @jacel She's often inflatable. You haven't heard of the "let a bunch of air out to sneak through a right spot" trick?

@Doephin @jacel I guess technically each of them would have their own air chambers.

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