cw: picture of delicious food 

I made a thing! Cajun pasta~

It will clear up your sinuses too.

disturbing victorian-era christmas image, santa taking away unwilling child 

Oh hey so I found the image the ornament came from.

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blaseball, comparison with boring normal baseball 

Each game of Blaseball contains the maximum amount of Blaseball that a game can contain and is thus far superior an experience.

Except when a Blaseball game is in the state of Maximum Blaseball, when there is obviously more Blaseball per Blaseball than is normally present.

pictures of birds, possible bird eye contact 

The backyard hooligans, awaiting breakfast (third)

I will be _stunned_ if anybody remembers this joke. But hey, it's traditional I guess. 

"Hi! Do you want to be my friend?"

@Phorm Hey, how many points do you have to hit for djinnification to happen on this machine? Asking so I can tell @doephinAD that it's a few thousand points higher and she hits it.

Don't mind me, just posting bread porn 

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mindless surreality, eye contact from a not-real pirate 

Ask me how my day went! :D

picture of ruined loaf of bread 

Well that didn't work out.

pictures of breakfast 

Living my best Weekend Morning

picture of fruit 

Mods are asleep, post pluots

dinosaurs, but digital ones 

Theropods only want one thing and it's disgusting

egregious pun 

It's good to mull things over sometimes

food picture 

Me: There's gotta be something to do with all this slightly-stale bread that's left over at the end of the week besides just regular ol' toast.

12-year-old-me: FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST!

Me: if only there were something...

cw: "shada" joke, eye contact (painting) 

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