I hear new people noting how chill, tolerant, and pleasant Mastodon is.
Mastodon isn’t chill or tolerant or pleasant. It’s a tool… a foundation on which to create and maintain a culture.
It’s those who’ve been on Mastodon, run servers, and served as admins who did the hard work and created the culture you now enjoy.
Now, it’s your turn. The only way it stays tolerant and chill is by us doing the work to keep it that way.
A good example of, “Be the change you wish to see in the world.”
cw: christmas song with dubious sexual consent
"Baby It's Cold Outside" is of course a controversial song given that it's either lost its original context about making flimsy excuses for polite society about sleeping over at someone's place, or that it's just icky as hell with overtones of manufacturing pseudoconsent via pharmaceutical aids and continuously ignoring boundaries.
Regardless of your interpretation on that issue (I know what side I'm on), I think we can all pretty much agree that it's also *just a bad song in general*.
@anthracite I had it on the Mac in black and white with no music, but even then it was a damn fun game. The sound effect for the alien who says "Fnee fnee fnee" when you beat them lives rent-free in my head.
re: What's the difference between a genie and a chemist?
@Phorm Both do have to deal with leaky canisters from time to time, though. It's just more fun for the genie.
@jacel Well yes, obviously!
@jacel Reject body hair, begin growing scales and/or feathers
@anthracite What? Oh no! :D
@anthracite Happy hatchday! May you spend it in frivolous and potentially kinky pursuits!
@mawr Wait, who hit Redd?
re: Billionaire mention, Birdsite mention, US Pol adjacent (-)
@zebratron2084 @anthracite @Phorm I mean, the part you can take joy in right now is that he turned down the offer publicly. Ego slap fight between two truly wretched examples of the bottom of the barrel.
The future is uncertain, but right now a clown just took a pie to the face.
re: Billionaire mention, Birdsite mention, US Pol adjacent (-)
@anthracite @Phorm Hilariously, the cheetoh has said he doesn't want to be back on twitter and prefers his own platform.
re: parallax request
@zebratron2084 Get your ass in gear so we can see more, we the fans wanna read! ;)
I'll explain this quickly because I've been asked about it a couple of times today:
Mastodon has no ads. Its only source of funding is donations.
You could donate to the open source project itself – a fine thing to do. But at the moment, with the huge influx of new users, the funding is better off going to the instance you are using.
Each instance usually publishes a donate/patreon/crowdfunder/etc link. If you go to
[your instance url]/about
you should find information about it.
@anthracite Fuck yeah
@starkatt Hey, welcome back. :)
@jshawthorne I can't tell if Mina is super competent and awesome or if she just looks that way because of who she's surrounded with.
It's probably the former anyway.
I counted chickens before they hatched.
I'd hear hens brooding, and a number would pop to mind. I was never wrong.
"Thirteen," I informed my friend.
My friend blinked, "But there's only twelve eggs!"
I sighed, accepting my abilities had left me.
A week later, my friend came running to my door.
"You weren't exactly wrong!"
In their cupped hands was a chick, more scales than fluff.
My first of what would eventually be many cockatrices.
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.