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It's a busy day here at the museum of flight.

Probably something to do with that space thing.

picture, bird, doubtful expression 

🖼I told them that there were no more peanuts left, that they'd eaten the very last on God's green earth.

I got an extremely avian doubtful expression. Very "press X to doubt" meme that all the young Jays are doing these days.

img, invasive birds 

Yup. I've got starlings.

Little shits.

contains one bird feeder (img) 

Afternoon project done!


'tPlotWorldDomination

video, wildlife, dinosaur friend 

Someone regarded me with suspicion and then decided the offering was acceptable.

On This Branch (I'm shitpostin' again) 

ON THIS BRANCH
ON THIS BRANCH

ON THIS BRANCH
ON THIS BRANCH

ON THIS BRANCH
ON THIS BRANCH

THE CONCEPT OF BIRD!

Several years worth of Seattle snow deposited overnight 

Pictures show a completely normal front walk and driveway for a Seattle home except that there is like, holy shit, a fuckin lot of snow on them. White cars are invisible. Anything more than half an inch of snow a year is unusual. This is madness. Tiny flakes continue to fall through the air. This is the price for our hubris but it was supposed to be the mountain that killed us all. Fire and/or Ice, except that Loki hasn't shown up yet.

open airport plan 

is much nicer than an open office plan.

((picture shows blue skies and palm trees with no glass between you and the outside while waiting for the plane))

contains bird 

"Hey, you gonna finish that?"

((Image shows a pigeon-ish bird who was eager to know if I might drop any crumbs.))

warning, delicious 

BEHOLD, I COME.

(Image is of a very large, very delicious brownie with whipped cream and vanilla ice cream atop it)

tropical paradise pictures 

I am truly sorry but all I can say for the visually impaired is that the sea and sky are exactly the correct shades of blue (different for each), and that the lava rock shore is an amazing contrast.

We had so much good snorkeling, ya'll.

aaaaaaaaaah tiny lizard friend at dinner 

This is the cutest, tiniest smol gecko you have ever seen, doing little bleps on the side of my water glass. They are tiny and perfect.

picture, my dinner view 

Image contains an almost agressively nice ocean view, with a pier to the right and a stretch of rock wall to the left that goes on and on into little coves and breakwaters. It is twilight and the water sparkles.

moooooooon, artifacting 

Camera noise is neat

Obligatory "I am at an event" post 

okay, the picture didn't send the first time...

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Seen at the eye doctor. It doesn't shoot lasers or anything though, and nobody's asked me to find the third key of Thoth or anything.

Also just realized that this client doesn't do picture descriptions, so this is an eye of Horus in metal on the wall.

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