Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
Okay but what if I shitposted
Live fast, party hard, leave behind fossils that baffle the hell out of future paleontologists.
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The baker leaned over the counter to look into the wide eyes of the owner of a grubby outstretched palm full of assorted coins.
"Sweet-buns pwease, sir?" squeaked the kobold, dressed in a curly wig and remnants of a pretty smock, using it's best waif voice. It was a pretty good mimicry.
Well... a customer was a customer...
The baker counted the coins then wrapped five warm buns in paper, handing it over.
The kobold skipped away joyfully.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I had a bunch of really weird fucked up dreams after watching Everything Everywhere All At Once and then going to bed. Did you know that you should never trust anyone trying to give you a copy of the Battleship game by the side of the road?
Yes, obviously they also know kung fu.
August 20th, 2022 - In Which a Shitpost Is Made
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request for assistance re: western WA housing
Hey, my GF Rose and her two partners DD and Viv are potentially gonna lose their housing situation in two months— does anyone know of any good housing leads in Tacoma or Seattle? Anything would be HUGELY appreciated. DM me!
"This isn't even my final form!"*
*Final form requires DLC purchase for $9.95
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Gliese 710 delenda est.
"Ah yes, this statue was installed during the 1920s, at the height of the Art Gecko style."
"Is that why it's licking its eye?"
*crawls into the freezer*
This my terrarium.
Emmanuel, don't do it. Emmanuel, no! Stop. Emmanuel, do not order Bánh mì.
*pulls an emu mask down over her face*
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It always starts with tongueflickers. Then sooner or later you've got mosasaurs in the water again.
shitpostin, jurassic park
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS JURASSIC PARK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, VELOCIRAPTOR #2. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SCREECHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SICKLE CLAW ACTION OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP CHASING A KID. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE RAPTOR PEN. I DID.
Etc, etc.
re: tech, merging kink joke
I realize this has probably already been done to death, but.
tech, merging kink joke
Merging with git is the LEAST sexy kind of merging I have ever seen. :|
It is absolutely intolerable that I can't raise my hand in the air, perform a sweeping gesture and call out a cool phrase, then be enveloped in swirling lights and emerge as a busty archaeopteryx girl in a cute outfit.
Feeling like I should shitpost something.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
