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Okay, so I still kinda want to cosplay Mercy sometime, her outfit is fucking fantastic.

I think there might be a yellow jacket generator hidden in this room, I've had to swat three so far this morning.

So the start of The Last Jedi isn't quite how I remember The Force Awakens ending:

i.imgur.com/EjOtk6C.gifv

Dinosaur dreams 

I dreamed of some kind of survival game in Jurassic Park, or another similar situation in which dinosaurs were supposedly contained but would inevitably break out and start chewing on people. Whenever enough people were chomped on, the game would reset to a different situation. I think the goal was to survive as many "waves" as possible? I got to four or five before waking up.

...Disappointingly, there were only two cases of dinosaur TF, and they were both basically "offscreen".

Since we've dropped to only two people in my team at work I've developed a twitch in my left eye.

Stress. Gotta love it.

Baby steps towards... well, whatever the hell it is I'm working toward.

On the plus side, I managed to leave the house in a skirt yesterday without completely freaking the fuck out or running to the car to try to avoid anybody in the neighborhood seeing me.

So lesson learned is apparently that it takes me something like eight hours plus sleep to actually recover from being unexpectedly shown a picture of That Monster.

I still wish I could hate him. It would be so much easier.

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not great mental space today 

I wish I could hate him.

I wish the memory of him would stop breaking me

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not great mental space today 

Only the damned can be saved. Only the injured can heal. Only the sick can get well.

You can't be rescued if you're not in danger. You can't escape if you're not captive. You can't be redeemed unless you've been lost.

Only the damned can be saved.

It's the darkest and slimmest of comforts, but it's always there in the most hopeless of hours.

I'm kind of really proud of my chest. And it's only been nine months!

Huh, suddenly my sports bra is like, twice as comfortable as it was yesterday. I think the girls may have reached some kind of agreement.

Or critical size.

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@Soreth a part of you is still there, back in that moment. The eclipse never ended, you're still standing, waiting for the day to turn to night and for just a few minutes the chance to experience totality.

It is fucking not possible that a week ago I was waiting, rapt, for the solar eclipse... and here I am today at work staring at some idiot asking for a ticket update

Topless pic, new favorite bra 

Pretty happy with how I look!

Okay, so I might not fill it out yet but I really really like being able to just lounge around in bra and no other top.

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