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Munge your way through the evening in a variable funk, finally manage to climb out of it after reading through webcomics, just in time for bed. Ah well.

I mean, I always did have a soft spot for "Dave Davenport has Come Unstuck in Time"

music lyrics shitpost 

🎵 Like a bad dream I once had
where everyone but me knew something
Walking blind through burning fields
the dead brigade is on my heels
They follow me, they follow me

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our Rowsdower, who art in Canada,
boozy be thy name.
thy sacrifice final, thy truck be started,
for Troy as it is to Satoris.
give us this day our Beer on the Sun
and forgive us our mullets
as we forgive those who have mulleted against us
and lead us not to Saskatoon
but deliver us from ski mask'd goons.
Joike.

out of context game report 

Vampires go out the window.

Grenades also go out the window.

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food $200
bulwarks against the ravages of time, made manifest by the desert sand encroaching on my works and empire $150
plinth durability research $6000
utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. nothing beside remains

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Dream fragment 

A canvas-winged commercial airplane that would not take off until the pilot's otter was brought on board, when it was then discovered that the plane had no bathroom (despite having a shower) and also was not pressurized.

Please sign my petition to go back in time and uplift the ring-tailed lemur before the plains apes get their act together. Think about it, humanity with big stripey tails.

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Community-member music Kickstarter, plz boost maybe? :) 

Hey everyone, I'd like to share a really fun Kickstarter project that my Alpha/owner/mate Elanna is involved with!

It's an album of songs produced via predictive text keyboards by a bunch of very funny folks, whose work you may have seen before producing a Harry Potter chapter the same way.

It's a really fun project, with some very affordable (and some very silly) rewards, and it'd be awesome if you checked it out

kickstarter.com/projects/14106

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Some day, I wanna see the stars from above the sky.

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Don't mind me, just mapping the wind systems of a fictional world.

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Don't know if there's anyone in the Toronto/Ontario area on here beside me, but if so please pass it on if you think someone might benefit:

Mississauga Community Health Center is hosting a trans-ID clinic September 26th and 27th 3pm-6pm. It will provide access to a trans-identified community health worker, and free commissioner services to help with name changes, gender marker changes, applying for new ID and the like.

All services are free of charge.
The org is: eastmississaugachc.org/

24 years ago tonight 

24 years ago tonight was my very first post to alt.fan.dragons. That set everything in motion, more or less... draconity realizations and everything.

What a long, strange trip it's been. Happy Soreth Day?

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all I wanna do is
growf
growf
growf
growf
and
growf growf
and bite things

D&D memeing 

13 (request). If you could cast any one spell once per day, which would it be?

True Polymorph.

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D&D memeing 

5 (requested). Most epic moment from a game in three sentences or less?

Three critical hits in a row in the fight we were supposed to lose against the unstoppable lategame boss character, beat him senseless and knocked him out. You should have seen the look on the DM's face.

Also three of us once took a well-defended keep in less than two minutes.

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D&D memeing 

2. When and how did you discover D&D? When did you start playing?

I was just kind of aware of the game since my youth, it was always just kind of there. Maybe ET was first exposure? I loved those weird red dice, but I didn't know anybody who played it. The first thing I bought was Council of Wyrms, then I saved up for the PHB and DMG and begged my parents for the Monster Manual.

About my first session, the less said the better. I was like 13-14 and suddenly pressed into DMing.

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