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con badge, chest curves 

Just got a preview of the first con badge I'm commissioned since, uh... 2005? And I'm like ooooo, because it's me with a chest, but I'm also like, "wait, am I showing off too much boob here?"

There's something kinda soothing about having the bread machine running again.

Just got harangued by the neighbor across the street for parking "too close" to the car in front of me... on my side of the street, legally, leaving plenty of room for another vehicle to park behind me, and for the vehicle in front of me to get out safely. Seriously, there's plenty of room between me and them, and them and the car in front of them.

I don't think she understands what distances are.

Somewhere down the crazy river (heat, New Orleans, strange) 

"There's one thing you've gotta learn, is not to be afraid of it."
"No, I like it. I like it, it's good."
"You like it now, but you'll learn to love it later."

youtu.be/4KP9PNSUME4

Huh. Just caught myself quoting Robert Frost. That's probably not great.

Okay, this world has lactose-free eggnog, it can't be all bad.

Brain debris, that monster 

Two years ago, I had a conversation with That Monster where I laid out everything that he'd done, everything I was suffering through because of him. The best of me and the worst of me aligned, and for closure and castigation both I contacted him. He was not prepared for it.

It diminishes me to think like this, but part of me really hopes that every December he gets scared that I might show up to repeat that again.

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart" should be excised from reality.

Y'all are still making me blush from last night

@Soreth Hell, that's the gorram toilet in the background, please elide it from your vision!

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That attraction scale thing - it's really weird to me right now how people can have simple results on it 

Attraction Type: Pink to Red normally, under current medications this is effectively ????
Orientation Type: 3.5 to ????
Relationship Preference: C to ???? since poly makes me kinda anxious due to past partners.

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I have a place! I belong! There is a place in the world that I fit into and it is with all of you n..n

Gorram it, my accidental toot this morning is the most popular thing I've said in a while :D

You know what? Maybe I *have* successfully put a bagel into overdrive.

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Doo op. Doop doo-bay doo op. Doop doo-bay doo op! Doop doo-bay doo op!
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