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@mawr @kelseyhusky

That's so wonderful! Bosley sounds like an excellent sof fren. Lady Lapras is lovely.

<3

Boy rant, anatomy 

@ThatDamnCat

Weird.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm not scared of my butt. Uterus, yes. But my butt is fun.

@Latkes@octodon.social

Sounds about right!

@bogpunk

Aww cute! Does the plush dog have a name?

Agreed. I've liked having plushies all my life tbh.

P.S. This is Nugget. I've had her since I was seven. I've started snuggling with her again at night because sometimes being an adult means making comforting compromises.

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✨​Nap Time✨

Gonna aim for 45 min and not 4 hours like the last two days. 😅

@thefishcrow@cybre.space

Thank you! *Blush* It works better than you might think.

I should really start bringing cayenne around with me on the off chance I need to improve a mocha

@bunnylyn

They dooooo

Like I'm not religious at all but do I want my apartment to smell like a winter fairyland? Yes.

Hi yes sorry I'm the weirdo smelling your Christmas trees

Protip: it's okay to buy coffee on your way to work if you offer to get the rest of the team some, too

@okiekiki@toot.cat

Aw thank you, this is perfect <3

Self care doesn't have to be fancy, expensive, or time consuming. Step away for a few minutes and breathe.

I may look like I'm awake, but I'm only pretending.

dentist suspicion 

@yaymukund@witches.town

I think they're poking the gums and reading out pocket depth, not poking the teeth themselves. Ask your new dentist about it? Maybe they're using a different technique to measure gum health.

animal crossing 📱 

@mawr Waaa, cute!!

(If I wasn't a bird boi I'd totally be a deer boi, hehehe)

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