Sparrow 🐦 @Sparrow@awoo.space

Jeeze, my client just got upset with me for toasting the bread for his PB&J sandwich. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? Who eats untoasted bread?

Looking for a great tarot read? @Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town's got your back. :D

My Goth Dad shirt finally arrived. https://awoo.space/media/lgccqjpR4tMhToIPDpM

honestly reading smut from a canonically trans male character's POV is SO validating. I honestly don't know how/why I haven't ran across fiction like that before, but I am very pleased.

Oh and the two straight girls in the room dispassionately staring at whatever movie we're watching.

I like this one because it captures the chaos, the mid-2000s wall art every lesbian had, and the background drama of a typical QSA movie night. I'm the one with the mushroom hair, if you couldn't tell. https://awoo.space/media/V4GJso4QnGQbMvt0bkA

I feel *so* *old*. Sara's turning one of my old computers into an emulator machine, and asked me to go through the files on it tonight before she deleted stuff. I found old pictures, old RP's, source code from my geocities sites... dang. Oh, and pictures from QSA circa 2007 or so. It's insane.

To be clear, I also hung out with them a few times. Nice girl.

It's weird when you stumble upon a semi-famous youtuber and realize they used to be friends with the kid you dated freshman year of college. Huh.

Oops I went out to buy dinner and came back with Cheezits and chocolate-covered almonds

That's food, right?

So I've gotten two job offers so far, with a third pretty likely. How the heck do I decide?!

1) Elementary school, good pay, 19.5 hours/week. Special ed job, so bit of a challenge, but the principle was super cool.

2) Different Elementary school, job running the science modules for kids of different ages. Principle was kinda blah but the job sounds FANTASTIC

And sometimes you just gotta buy a Goth Dad shirt. Pics when it ships. :D

My other Dadsona is very handsome and named Orion Davenport.

On retrospect, I should have called him Dadenport.

Are we talking about how excellent Dream Daddy is here? Or is this more of a Mommy-oriented space?

So I made a Dadsona that looks like me and now I'm Deeply Uncomfortable

Also hi I forgot to log in for like two weeks. https://awoo.space/media/Qf7MAHnqfs3TFzg6CSA

Aw the Lilo and Stitch soundtrack is the best. <3

Went to the store and bought various permutations of cheese, bread, chocolate, and caffeine.

It's that kinda night.

~AnxietyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYyyyYYyyy~

Guys GLOW is incredible, actually.

My face is 300% acne arg I'm 25 why won't this stop