snark, social media, emotional fatigue, recreational cost-benefit accounting, toaster repair
YOU HAVE RECEIVED A NEW QUEST
"Ain't Got Time For This Shit":
Block 500 furries on Twitter.
REWARDS/PENALTIES:
+50 Sanity[1]
+30 Focus
+20 Toaster Repair[2]
+10 Emotional Age
-10 Kink
-20 Woke
-20 Youthful Enthusiasm
-30 Comic Marketing
* begins "All Good Things" event countdown
* locks all "Giving A Fuck" dialogue options
* locks "Second Childhood" branch of tech tree
* confers +40% resistance to all Drama, Millennial, and Hater attacks
* unlocks "Macrame Or Something" skill
* unlocks "Leave Twitter (Again)" quest[3]
[1] if you are the Postfurry class, usual 40 pt SAN cap still applies
[2] it's a long complicated story
[3] yes, i've played a lot of disco elysium this week, how come?
re: snark, social media, emotional fatigue, recreational cost-benefit accounting, toaster repair
@zebratron2084 Only 500? Oh right, new account. 💙
Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.
While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.
Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!