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@Leucrotta ... potatoes as a burrito filling??? But that's like... starch, on starch, on starch.

food 

local pizzeria delivered my damn pizza to the wrong address most likely whoops

time to eat at like fucking 10:30 PM or some shit

re: food crimes 

@zebratron2084 @IrisKalmia @Oneironott Indeed~ It's basically there to serve as a pie weight.

drug reference 

@colon_three god I love this stuff, it's basically eurodance on even more ecstacy than usual

@colon_three ~flying freeeeee~
~feel the eeeeecstacy~
~raise the beeeaaat~
~DJ's faaaactory~

@irisjaycomics Look, I can only make these bones warp to fit a terrifying beast so quickly.

re: Inquisitive take on boomer parenting? 

@Kyresti Oh, it absolutely is.

You rarely ever hear parents who actually listen to their children and take the stuff they say to heart complain about that sort of thing for a reason.

re: employment+++, money+++ 

@argylewerewolf@snouts.online Holy shit, congrats! 💙

@faoluin All the more reason to drown it out with our own noise.

awwoooooooooo~!

@colon_three someone tryna improve on their personal record in the middle of a competitive race smh

@tom legitimately sounds much better than I thought playing an entire EP at once would

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