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the general state of affairs I guess, kin shitpost 

hey I know werewolves (in the sense of people actually physically capably of shifting into wolves, anyway) don't actually exist and all, but between how much outlandish shit has been happening lately if any of y'all find yourselves covered in fur and filled with a hunger for human flesh, my shoulder's like, primo real estate for a bite just for the record

@jk '80s spider plant has overtaken the entire house by now

mh (~+?) 

fighting executive dysfunction by cleaning up the house because everything else that was on my mind pretty much fell away and I literally have fuck all else to do right now

@irisjaycomics I wish my computer wasn't like, barely working or I'd join you

pretty sure playing it on this old-ass macbook will probably make it like, explode or something

I think I've just found the most cursed Twitter bio I've seen in weeks. 

@kd@yiff.life I think I know who this is and I already had a bad run-in with them like two years ago that got them kicked off of a friend's server

is it a hyena, perchance

monster thoughts 

@chr speaking as someone with a dire need to be an almost totally invulnerable, eight foot tall murderbeast capable of tearing a man to shreds with almost no effort from time to time, I feel you

Food. 

@kd@yiff.life ah yes, authentic I-suppose-all-of-this-shit-comes-from-somewhere-in-Eurasia cuisine

@Oneironott same, people have complimented me on my howls, whines, whimpers and growls quite a bit at this point while I've done close to fuck all about my speaking voice

@body@mastodon.social my other guesses were either that or like, Chicago/acid house

@body@mastodon.social '80s EDM? what, fucking italo disco

april fools meta 

I already never do shit for this day, why on earth would I start now of all possible times

kin shitpost riffing on terf bullshit 

woman and human women,

@Leucrotta And the worst of them all: the What Do You Mean It's 3 PM nap.

re: selfies, rude gesture, eye contact 

@distressedegg awroooooooo~ 💙🐺🌕

re: selfies, rude gesture, eye contact 

@IceWolf Pretty much entirely for shits and giggles/aesthetic's sake, honestly - there's no real deep reason behind it, I just like having it there.

selfies, rude gesture, eye contact 

your werewolf girlfriend wishes you a happy trans day of visibility 💙

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