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weird-ass kin/kink talk 

the more time passes by, the more I wish I could just be a blimp

like... it's just a constant background thought at this point, almost?

I mean, it's been kind of a theme in my life for as long as I can remember to get jealous of balloons as they were inflated into something bigger, better, what they're truly supposed to be

I've always wanted that for myself, I guess???

alcoholposting 

NOW ERRBODY IN DA CLUB GETTIN TIPSY

ᵉʳʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶥⁿ ᵈᵃ ᶜˡᵘᵇ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶥⁿ ᵗᶥᵖˢʸ

ERRBODY IN DA CLUB GETTIN TIPSY

ᵉʳʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶥⁿ ᵈᵃ ᶜˡᵘᵇ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶥⁿ ᵗᶥᵖˢʸ

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alcoholposting 

hello my name is thaminga and I had 1 (one) glass of whisky

a tall glass that is

like 330 cl

oops

vague shitpost, bird hell-related 

how can the moon landing be real if our eyes aren't real

hot take 

salamanders are just long frogs with tails

problematic kinks, tepid take 

Honestly, as much controversy as there has been about fascist imagery/etc in kink art... I feel like it's actually incredibly easy to tell apart who's actually just into it for the sake of kink and who's using it as a smokescreen for actual nazi leanings? Like... just look at literally everything else the person in question does, TBH

oh hey look at that, typos

that's why this is all still an initial draft I guess

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anyway I realize I haven't been terribly sociable here as of late or in general so hey hi hello

guide to sci-fi planetology progress 

only a part of today's haul~ making some good progress? alien design works from the ground up awoo.space/media/tqRm1PV-FkeKK

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guide to sci-fi planetology progress 

kinda proud of myself that I managed to keep this not-horny somehow given the subject matter 👀 awoo.space/media/9ZDJ0IzASalby

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politics 

fools who watch infowars: "the moon landings were faked on a sound stage"
also fools who watch infowars: "NASA runs a sex ring on mars, actually"

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[Translator's note: Awoooooooooooooooooo]

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