"Everyone knows only serial killers are left handed."

Okay, this is uncool. I may be left-handed but I only use my right hand to kill.

@ThatDamnCat I was born lefty, force-switched to righty. So I throw, bowl, and eat with my left, but swing, write, and murder my enemies with my right.

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I'm right there with you. I was also force-switched to right by some very strict preschool teachers.

I bowl with my right but I eat with my left.

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