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The Sex Number 

@thefishcrow

but what's the sex position? [the real question]

@ohtorifightclub@witches.town

So... any teenager?

@ohtorifightclub@witches.town

Is there room for a fourth?

I technically graduated six months ago, but it feels so much more real after the ceremony.

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@Sparrow

OMG! KICK-ASS!!!!

Congratulations!!!!!! 🎉 🏳️‍🌈 🎆 🥇 🐦

And then I said to myself...

"Did I just drop bread on my foot?"

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

My moon goes to 11

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

That's way more than 37

@adeptomega

I recommend you pick a good friend who appreciates a little dark humor and a good movie and choose a good night with appropriate movie-watching food and enjoy this cinematic marvel

You'll learn what a Drexl is

If you're a decker with a long commute, hack on the go with this custom-built Commute Deck, complete with hand-made mechanical keyboard. Jack in wirelessly with bluetooth and wifi.
makezine.com/2017/06/15/commut

You can download all the sources (CAD, firmware, etc) from github.com/borgel/commute-deck to build your own too
awoo.space/media/mDGtwuqQHzOEF

Toot if you love and support trans lesbians

It seems like a lot of my friends agree with the statement "I kinda want to make nick Robinson cry ... But like not in a mean way"

@bunnylyn

I had a pet turkey for 7 years. Anything's possible, but they are not indoor pets

lewd subtoot 

@Mycroft

Let me guess... Star Wars jokes?

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