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@forivall

Seems more like something a disgruntled tattoo artist would give

@Gargron

You can, but if their card got declined it's a guarantee they know by now

@grime_witch@witches.town

This makes Giant Bomb both ironic and awesome

food 

@grime_witch@witches.town

baked

I baked 3 potatoes this morning. I ate 1 and 1/2

So YUM!

@noiob

I never go anywhere without my towel and my wrist strap

@amphetamine@social.wxcafe.net

Tatiana Maslany is a super cutie, too

Having seen her on Colbert, she seems very cool and sweet and has a great laugh that would be easy to crush on

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town @IrisKalmia

I love it when you finger us

@raccoon

Is this why our night has been filled with lampreys?

@Trev

I learned from American Dad that you shouldn't eat corn dogs on the escalator

@Mycroft

Can I be where you are? I'm not competing... I'm just hot.

Outside it 100F/37.8C

Inside, at my desk, it is 87F/30.5C

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Can she take me too?

Who else would like to spin the wheel of butts?

I'll choose a different movie, of course

@fillertrack

I have spun the wheel

You now have the butt of Domhnall Gleeson from the cast of The Revenant

imdb.com/name/nm1727304/?ref_=

I used the wheel found here: goo.gl/2j4VCq

Enjoy your butt!

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