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@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

*new status achieved*

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@Trev

I could really use an espresso shake right about now

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@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

How many piggies are there?

There are certain things I like and I'm not ashamed to say so. I will never stop liking them.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Cartoons

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

I'm gonna be me ❤ 💯

Every time I favorite a post I'm just enabling you all

Carry on

@raccoon

Your dudes are always causing trouble

*remembers Arma 3 and mines*

@nex3

I wasn't aware another one was happening

Heal fast!

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

"It's like this and like that and like this and uh"

Report for today:

Nothing has happened yet.

That is all.

@typhlosion

Both of them.

No matter which ends as the ultimate hero/warrior, this sort of mash-up could only exist within a Hollywood fantasy in which both actors were Executive Producers of the film, allowing them to get a double salary.

They both win.

@chr@cybre.space

He was really skilled in the ways of the tongue

Turns out he was just as good when he used his hands

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