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Know what furry type you never see around here?

Spiders

And I don't get why. They're so cool.

They have a butt-rope.

MASTODON AGE POLL, please boost, and answer, or lie, or don't answer, or don't boost !!!!

strawpoll.me/13589017

conspiracy shitpost 

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

did it work?

conspiracy shitpost 

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

maybe the nerds were the real Big Foot all along...

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

good question

good answer: no

better question: do I fart with an accent?

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

You're a good pee pee

@roadrunner@witches.town

I'll set my imp on you

bad joke 

@Elizafox

They also have toilets in Brazil...

No, they're not called Portu-potties

They're called toilets... but they use the Portuguese word

meow meow meow meow 

@amphetamine@social.wxcafe.net @TipsyTentacle@witches.town

My cat loves herbs

We should put them together with some crusty bread

meow meow meow meow 

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

see last post

That moment when I really don't want to say the things I want to say because I don't want the debate.

hearthstone 

I just want my beautiful demon imp children to be useful

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