ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

@Mycroft

I'm a GAY PISCES

Pie-sees?

nah

piss-kiss

@fillertrack

I hope for ya.

My main A/C crapped out last summer and it costs too much to replace, especially if I plan to sell this house

Late post at @thefishcrow who is finally on bra

https://awoo.space/media/45f8sBS8wLvrtUXiJDI

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Go another 5 to 7 hours and you will be on my schedule

@fillertrack

I feel ya.

My bedroom window unit was crapping out all summer until the other day when it suddenly decided to start working. I'm still amazed at that but oh so much happier that my bedroom is no longer 90F during mid-day

Do NOT replace the word "cook" with the word "cock" in all sentences that contain this word

@fillertrack

Efficient cooling? I've never used/seen one in person with that design

@fillertrack

Oh... huh

Snap a pic sometime

@fillertrack

hose?

I'm a PISCES

I suggest you try it if you've never creamed yourself

I dripped Half&Half on my toe.

I creamed myself

Coffee is ready

Sure, it's almost midnight... so what?

@Mycroft

Olive Juice

Onion Drink

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

should there be a comma in this?