ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

@cnc@cybre.space

It's the cup and the employee that you pay for

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

That's not spaghetti

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Anyone could kick Elvis in the balls... if there was any flesh left to kick

@IrisKalmia @Draekos @TipsyTentacle@witches.town

I don't draw 'em, I just Google 'em

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

I googled "nude minecraft"

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

Would this be better? [also NSFW]

https://awoo.space/media/-ZZTCyiDVSdmzGlEl8U

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

Okay [NSFW]

https://awoo.space/media/Y-LvsOK_4gzSEEzBH5E

AAAHHH!!!

Just remembered that I had a terrible dream that I was bald on top and I cried in my dream

Even worse than the feel was the smell that came a moment later

TFW you reach into the cabinet for a pot to cook with and don't immediately notice that squishy feeling in your hand until you look down and see that you have squashed a roach against the handle of the pot and there is now roach goo in your palm

Guess it's time to spray

Do you need a BOOSTer seat?

My daughter was washing dishes and suddenly exclaimed

"AAAARRGGHHH!!"

"What's wrong?" I ask

"It's just so hard to get off!"

😐

thought: you don't know the half of it, kid

@green @emanate

Made for some good sunsets for a while

@Trev

🍍

@cnc@cybre.space

smartwatches come in huge-ass form now?

I kinda want to see this

[wearing my ass on my sleeve]

@emanate

I was like 7 and I was in Texas, but my dad was up there taking pictures.

Crazy time.

@emanate

I am reminded of the images of the same area in... 1980? When Mt. St. Helens erupted

Not quite as much ash this time but still effing scary and bad for the lungs. Protect them!

@iliana@witches.town

Your bra just wants to hug