ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

@Sparrow

same. so same.

@even_more_damned_muteKi

But how do you know? Is there a contest or something?

You could be number two or four... and then there would be chaos or something.
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I got vibrated today

Twice in one week I've had heavy objects come down on me with enough force to make me cry.

Gravity, y u h8 me?

@hellojed@mastodon.social

kinda reminds me of the graphics in My Summer Car

Please understand when I'm in pain and please don't laugh at me when I'm crying

@raccoon

that's just criminal

I'm hungry and sleepy, what do

Also, I have a cat on my lap

https://awoo.space/media/ODgTVPbvQdoYJP7xJAw

Saturday night before Halloween and I'm wiring electrical outlets at 3AM

https://awoo.space/media/-AR2WhXct6-bMYNxf-U

@nergdron@witches.town

I really do miss those kind of kisses and I hope to have one again someday

You are very lucky! Hold that person kissing you extra tight

@Sparrow

Approved

@jaycie

Haven't you said this before?

This is you

AWOO https://awoo.space/media/mcqUchKM6BeCk_-8VS0

Someone tried to toilet paper my yard today... in broad daylight... with three half-rolls of toilet paper

It was not very effective.

My 13y/o daughter just exclaimed, "Fuck yeah!" when I told her that her brother won't be in the neighborhood to haunt her this year.
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Making brownies 😋​

Either that's some tough rice or that's a weak spoon

[courtesy of gf's rice cooker]

https://awoo.space/media/Cd-idGdnomLRS4lkyAE