ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

Think that's going to be my stripper name

Buttloose Tina is a choking hazard and may contain small parts

*see last pic*

No words. Just...

https://awoo.space/media/2wm5Nl57XMhOMaPjRQI

Wow, that was fun!

My SUV stalled at a light and I was in the left lane adjacent to the turn lane with a lane to my right and lots of traffic going around me on both sides.

Did I mention that it's SXSW and there are 100,000 extra people in town, driving around like crazed New Englanders looking for colored leaves?

So glad to be home now. Please put me to bed for the next 10 days

@modernmodron

Potatoes

Just corn

https://awoo.space/media/NzMb0fcjODjkxEU01s4

1 boobs
1+1 boobs
2+1 boobs
3+2 boobs

@Gaypow nope. It was a subtoot that was so sub it was underground

Why isn't there a boobonacci sequence?

An enticing offer, but handjobs are disappointing even without an unenthusiastic partner

@QuestForTori

That's when you tell him:

"That's okay. You can just pay me money until there is work."

If I'm gay and I eat food, does it become gay?

Can food be gay?

I'm gay and at Chinese buffet

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space

Hmmm... I don't want to sacrifice the day before my birthday without knowing why or what.

I am willing to sacrifice my morality for a good snuggle or a great meal.

@SilviaFox@cutie.space

study me.

pet me. <-- extra credit

@SilviaFox@cutie.space

It may indeed be on the test.

I don't grade harshly.

I'm gay.

You should note this for future reference.

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space

wut

@sargoth

naw... that would just confuse people, especially gazeboed people.

I'm gonna go fart myself to sleep now.