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@Mycroft

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO GAAAAAAAAYYYY you just wouldn't believe how GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY I am.

I sneeze unicorns

bad ideas 

@IrisKalmia

Maybe scout it out... then do the thing.

Bee Cave authorities are less chill than south Austin ones are. Not talking Williamson County levels, but still less chill.

I admit I want to see this happen (you climbing the dish). We (friend and I) used to climb on the radio towers in Westlake as teens and those have a commanding view.

bad ideas 

@IrisKalmia

okie-dokie

Do you have your get-away planned? Or a separate photographer?

bad ideas 

@IrisKalmia

I have a ladder...

Also, where is this dish?

@fillertrack

I have more pressing questions for God.

This will just have to get in line.

@sina@cutie.space

I just avoid the shitty people easily somehow.

But even the good people sometimes stress me out a little.

*shrug*

I hope you get a good break that feels right

@sina@cutie.space

I take internet breaks for my own sanity

Not a bad thing

@fillertrack

I have seen you all over town lately.

I even have grackle magnets on my refrigerator

Capital Punishment 

@Gaypow

Agreed. Truly.

This was always an exercise for me on how I would want to go if I had to face such an end.

@thefishcrow@cybre.space

God is made in my image, so...

Capital Punishment 

@Gaypow

It'd still be my personally preferred method of imposed death.

Quicker than guns or electricity or drugs, and more reliable.

Step one: boobs

Step two: ?

Step three: profit

Gay capitalism

Dabbing, Implied French Revolution 

@Gaypow

This is my ideal scenario for capital punishment.

As long as the prisoners also get to wear cool outfits.

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