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I found several little bottles of alcohol buried in all that ice

Woo!

@Mycroft

It would flood the kitchen

It doesn't defrost. It would just melt... or grow.

I'm going to take the door off and use this as shelving

@fillertrack

I am soaked in water and sweat and so is the kitchen floor

On the brightside, the temp at my desk has dropped three degrees already

93F outside, 90F inside

I really need air conditioning

@thefishcrow

I tried to think of the most harmless thing... something that could never possibly hurt us... Mr. StayPuft

Nice thinking, Ray!

Holy Heck!! It's 90F here at my desk in my living room

This is not good

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