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I really dislike being sick

please take away my cold

@Triplefox

I'll take what you can't eat, if that would help you out

Nsfw 

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

giggledick

@VoxSomniator @Gaypow

I don't care what they carry as long as they will tower over people and can clap and say, "Deep in the heart of Texas!" with a thundering voice that makes people run for cover

Though I'd like them to be cool-looking at least

@VoxSomniator

If I sang:

The stars at night
shine big and bright
...

Would the mechs give the appropriate response?

because that'd be cool...

tex-mex: a fusion of US and mexican cuisine

tex-mechs: giant texan robots

Boost this if your desk is slowly being consumed by a pile of empty and mostly-empty pill bottles.

@noelle

Personally I think that calls for a beef indulgence

@cnc@cybre.space @jk

A lot of that is also farming dust since so much is kicked up from the agriculture of the central valley

@alyx@witches.town

My appendix was removed when I was 31

then I transitioned

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