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@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Here in US I did wisdom tooth pain study... two studies, in fact, one for each side of my mouth

Got paid $430 for the combined studies and got my teeth out plus pain med

Remember, without women there would be no lesbians.

@Mycroft

I hope HR doesn't come after you for putting a coworker outside

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

but do they buy you burritos?

@grime_witch@witches.town

I'd get them both, but I'm drawn to the pink one as "cute"

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

burritos

I'll make more

Now you can use Q-tips to:

- attach eyebrow
- do computer code
- chasten baby
- locate bathtubs

anticapitalist.party/media/c6o

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

So glad to never hear that song again

@dog

Nordstroms is actually great for this, assuming you don't mind making an investment in your footwear.

I like nice shoes that are both comfy and pretty

@ohtorifightclub@witches.town

better clean up...

winter is coming

@Dorbulyu

All was well. My yard got watered.

The storms weren't even severe.

Thank you for concern!!!

Lewd Dipper Gravity Falls 

Heard just now on a rerun of Gravity Falls:

"Time to manhandle this... man handle..."

I swear this cartoon has an agenda and I think I should like it but I don't know why

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